I don’t mind the ads,
I don’t mind the buffer,
But when the ads buffer, I begin to suffer.
Drink tea, read books, wish to be a mermaid, scroll Tumblr, repeat.
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Twelve's eyebrows dancing
Eleven's bowtie fixing
Nine's angry ranting
Eight's self assessing
Six's eyebrows raising
Five’s cricket baaaaaaatttttttt
four's fingers wave
Three's big fan
Two typing away
And a One in the tar-disssssss MERRY CHRISTMAS WHOVIANS!!!!!!